I found this neat little biological fact in a thread of scientific facts:
One of the most recent byproducts of human evolution is that no matter how hard you try, you can’t pee your pants on purpose. Your biology won’t allow it to happen. Go ahead, try right now!
Just in case you’re curious, you shouldn’t believe everything you read on the Internet. Let me save you some embarrassment… it’s not true. I know this because… because reasons, okay?
Sigh
Is this the part where we all remind you that, not everything you read on the internet is true?
At least it was on purpose, which is moderately better than laughing at something hilarious and doing it accidentally.
Snork.
Thank you. I would have felt compelled to try it myself. You’ve done a service for humanity.
That. is. too. funny.