I don’t have nearly enough going on.

I don’t have four kids and the stomach flu going through our household.

I don’t have a barn with an untrained 9- month-old Morgan.

I don’t have a gassy, hairy pony who is shedding so bad her hair keeps clumping up in her armpits.

I don’t have a full time job, and an unwashed laundry mountain in my basement, and books I haven’t written, and dog hair I haven’t swept up, and unhealthy dinners I haven’t cooked last minute, and, and, and…

And that is definitely not DragonMonkey reading up on how to bottle feed baby goats.