EWWWW.
First you offer me a horse-incinerating device . Now you’re trying to sell me Axe body spray for my mannequin? I mean, everyone needs their mannequin bow-chicka-wow-wow fresh, right?
Because that’s normal, right?
Seriously, Google, you’re creeping me out. Quit it.
That’s just … weird.
mannequins are creepy. Like, clown creepy. maybe even more than clowns.