I’m cooking poop!
It smells GREAT in here!
I’m so glad that I’m here, at home with my clogged toilet… and not out there working one of those real, office-type jobs where I’d have to worry about a paycheck, or Casual Fridays, or office birthday parties where people bring in yard-long cakes with butter cream frosting.
Nope!
I get to be bitten by a teething DragonMonkey and boil water to cook the poop in my ferociously stinky, almost-overflowing toilet!
Yaaaay!
YAY!
Although, maybe you should add a cat to that boiling water smell. No really, it might make it smell better.
Heh.
Sounds like a good day to…Move to Nebraska!!!!